Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Developed and developing countries !!!


How do you dare to call my country developing and yours already developed ? Let me see the parameters you apply for the definition of the term Development ???

Pant-shirt, concrete roads, people drinking coke instead water, Country with high GDP, country investing more in renewable energy, people with no relatives except ‘(changing) partners’, less people sleeping on road and more people eating bread as main course, country using language with less vocabulary and confusing terms and spellings, people who can not tell history more than 7 generations, country having maximum number of airports and less number of people talking during a travel, country with people controlling their cough in a meeting because of country’s ‘antiquates’ , or something else ???
Enough is enogh…You all are wrong if you think anything mentioned above is a sign of development !
Now, I propose a definition of development, and then you have to tell me is this more sensible, more logical and in many sense, more correct definition of a development. Then, we will talk about developed and developing countries.

Imagine a piece of land where people follow a tradition whose basics is nothing else than a LOGIC applied to the specific geographic location, climate, vegetation and surroundings.
A piece of land where people consume what grows in that piece of land naturally  without artificial efforts. They do not waste energy-time-currency in importing anything only because they personally aspire to consume it. A piece of land where people build their own habitat with help of material available around them with the help of local people. Not because there is affordability of IMPORTING material is an issue, but because it is logical to use anything which you can access without help of any man made machinery. A piece of land where people wear cloths suitable to their climate. (As simple as that). If the climate they live in is hot enough, they use cotton. (Naturally cotton grows in hot and dry climate), If their climate is cold enough, they wear woollen cloths. (Surrounding animals living in ONLY cold region possibly can have wool on their body…naturally).

The day to day activities which people do because their parents asked them to do so comes from minimum 2000 generations consistently and derived and modified in these many years ONLY because of change in surround circumstances and not because their neighbour asked them to do so.
For example, a person removes his footware before entering any habitable space because he has been told to do so by his 2000 ancestors. They have derived this habit not as a tradition but as a necessity considering the climate. The climate where these generations have been lived is full of natural dust due to flowing wind and hot air channel, open fields, soils and adjoining is a farm where they produce their food. If somebody walks through this surrounding and enters in any habitable space, he is ought to make the space dirty unintentionally. The best way is to just simply remove the footware which protected you in outer surrounding and enter with clean feet in hygienically clean habitable space instead of allowing him to put his SHOES ON and then employing a person who continuously swipes the floor.

A piece of land where people can tell stories of 150 year old king, 2000 year old settlement and 5000 year old antiquates born and brought up in the same piece of land. A piece of land where people are not fools to smile at each other, people are not mentally ill to take care of their neighbour’s kid, the piece of land where people are not coward to live with only 1 partner whole life, A piece of land where people are not beggars to ask for a tea spoon of curd to a neighbour, A piece of land where people are not emotionally freaked out to wake up his next door if they are feeling little upset. A piece of land where people are not indiscipline to tolerate noise when someone walks on their street singing ancient folk song and ask for a bowl of rice.

They are humans ! culturally, psychologically, metally, emotionally, highly developed Humans ! They are called Indians ! They are certainly not FREE, but they are casual in behaviour. They have not lost the charm of life behind the fiscal words of well mannered. Infact, it was and it is the most mannered county in the whole world for last 5000 years. Please argue with me on this topic only when you will read Mahabharat and Ramayan in detail. Because I can give you logical (not mythological) evidences of how developed, well mannered, cultured and educated this piece of land was !

The point is not that India is great and all other countries are not great. They may be are equally great. But, the point is… the definition of development is misguiding and is following extremely temporary trends of fictitious terms which came from nowhere. We need not convert Mumbai into Singapore or Delhi into Shanghai, instead we need to change logic applied behind converting any city into any dream city. We are not developing country at all, and for instance, America is not developed country at all…Infact, India is highly developed country and America is NON-Developing, stagnant country. It depends on wheather you apply correct definition of development or not !

इथे सगळी डुकर राह्तात !

मुलांनो, लोकशाहीची व्याख्या सांगा पाहु… 

डुकरांनी , डुकरांचे , डुकरानसाठी चालवलेले राज्य म्हणजे लोकशाही !

आमचे राष्ट्रपती (राष्ट्र डुक्कर व त्यांचे सहकारी ) हे मारायला आलेलं , ४ शब्द बोलताना धाप लागणारं , कशाचहि सोयर सुतक नसलेलं एक चिखल डुक्कर आहे… (म्हणजे त्यातल्या त्यात स्वच्छ). नुकतंच एका गु - डुकरांच्या कळपातून त्याला वेगळं काढलंय . त्या कळपात मुकी, बधीर, मूर्ख, दांगट , वासाडी अशी ५५० डुकर आहेत. ती एका गोल डबक्यात बसण्यासाठी आम्हा डुकरांनी निवडून दिलित. ते डबकं जाकीट वाल्या वस्ताद डूकरानी एकमेकांचा गु खायच्या सोयीसाठी वापरायला काढलं ते अजून उपयोगी आहे. 

इथे काही माणसं पण आहेत. पण ती खूपच कमी आहेत आणि रोज कमी होतयत. त्यामुळे हि डुकर त्यांचं ऐकतच नाहित. ती माणसं गोल डबक्याजवळ बसून २ - ३ दिवस "बलात्कार, अब्रू,शिक्षा" असा काहीतरी बोलतायत , पण आम्हाला कुठे कळतंय . डुकरा मध्ये असा काहीच नसतं न !

ते म्हणतात, "कडक शिक्षा करा म्हणजे अस होणार नाही पुन्हा" . तर हि गु डूकर म्हणाली " मग तुम्ही नीट  कपडे घाला ." आता माणसांनी (बायकांनी) लोखंडाची कुलूप किल्ली असलेली चिलखत घालून फिरायची का काय ??? असो. माणसांचे विषय वेगळे , डूकरांचे प्रोब्लेम वेगळे . माणसांना अब्रूची पडलीये , इथे चांगला गु मिळत नाही त्याचं ह्यांना काहीच नाही . 

खर म्हणजे माणसं कमी होतायत कारण लोकशाहीचे कडक नियम ! माणसांचा डुक्कर होणं एकदम सोप्पा आहे , पण डुक्कर पुन्हा माणूस होऊ शकत नाही . सगळी डुकर माणसाला उपाशी ठेवतात , आणि कागदी नोटा , नाणी , जमिनी , दारू , लाच ह्यात बांधून एका स्त्री डुक्करच्या हाती हिरवा गु खायला देतात. मग तो चुकून , मुद्दाम , नाइलाजानि कसाही खाल्ला तरी त्या माणसाचं डुक्कर होतं . मग काय , सगळच सोप्पा ! डुक्कर शाही मध्ये काही नियम एकदम कडक आहेत. डुकरांनी एकमेकाला त्रास द्यायचा नाहि. सर्व गु वाटून खायचा गु , चिखल , गटार , नाला , घाण , असा जातिभेद करायचा नाही . जास्तीत जास्त माणसांना  डुक्कर करायचं , कारण जेवढी जास्त डुकर , तेवढी लोकशाही यशस्वी !

खूप लांब , पश्चिमेला एक महा डुक्कर आहे , तो गु फुकट वाटतो , म्हणून त्याला सगळे रेपोर्ट कर्तात. पुढच्या १०  वर्षात तशीच महासत्ता ( सॉरी , महाडूक्कर ) बनायचं असा निर्धार केलाय त्यांनी . म्हणजे मग बलात्कार , स्त्री , प्रतिष्ठा , संस्कृती असले बोगस लेक्चर ऐकण्यात वेळ जाणार नाही . तिकडे असा काही नसताच ! म्हणजे तिथे असतं पण त्यांना आपल्याकडे तसला तसलं नको आहे . 

स्त्री , पुरुष , बायका , मुलं , आई , वडील , भाऊ , बहीण , मित्र , शेजारी , शिक्षक , गुरु , पाहुणा , अनोळखी असे हीन कुलीन विचार न करता सर्व डुकरांना एकत्र मजा मारता आली पायजे हेच उद्दिष्ट आहे गोल डबक्याच . आधी वाटलं त्यापेक्षा फारच हे शक्य होईल . आम्ही प्रयत्नच करत आहोत तेवढे . बघाच तुम्ही , फार लांब नाही , हे असाच चालू राहू शकलं , तर पुढचीच पिढी जातिवंत संस्कृतीहीन डूकार तयार होतील . सगळे एकमेकांचा गु खाण्यात मग्न ( नग्न) होतील आणि लोकशाही सार्थ होईल . 

डुकरांनी , डुकरांचे , डुकरान साठी चालवलेले राज्य म्हणजे लोकशाही !

Thursday, 11 April 2013

A common story !!!


Namaste !

I am here to tell you my story. Not so interesting, it seems...nobody made a movie yet ! I am anonimous. I am unknown. I am actually nobody in this world. But, I am a part of this world. Very much !


I never had my diner before my son did. I never slept before he came home. I spent 100 years waiting for him. He never came home before 12 in night, though he always left home before 5 in morning. 
Though he has been to all holiday destinations of the world, he himself never had a sunday, never had a holiday.

My son, yes...my son, always wanted to be rich, to be known, to be uncommon. But he is the most common man. He never had his own name in last 100 years. He was always, alwaysn been called, "spotboy" !!!!!

Yes, I am mother of a spotboy. His name never written on any scroll, though he has worked in all 50000 films made in this country in last 100 years.

Lots of things changed, lots of needs changed, but the need and work of a spotboy never changed. He was always the first to come on set and last to leave the set. He was always first to start an 'action', and last to end the day.

He has written 'scene 1, shot 1, take 1' and he has written 'scene 546, shot, 28, take 17' by a chaulk on a black board for last 100 years !!!

He was the only one to get paid lowest wage per day of any given time by 'Dadasaheb falke chitra' to 'Red chille papers productions'. He has transported worlds costliest equipment of 2nd largest industry of the nation, with these minimal wage of the day !

I have forgotten to call him by his name, I have stopped asking where he was full day, I have stopped asking him is he happy with the work he is doing...........but,
I have not stopped waiting for him for dinner, I have not stopped turning the lights off after he sleeps, and I will not !!!



I will wait for flourishment of his career for next 100 years !
I will wait for his name to appear when a film ends for next 100 years !
I will wait wait and wait for him to spend some good time with me for what he has spent last 100 years .............for next 100 years !



......................................a humble salute to the most valuable entity of indian film since 3rd may 1913 to 3rd may 2013.